If I had a wife or a girlfriend living with me, we’d never get away with this.
When I saw you at the grocery store last night, I wasn’t expecting to meet you. I hadn’t even thought of you… but, then, there you were… I just KNEW that I had to take you home with me.
You taste so good.
You make my lips tingle.
Twice in one day? WOW
We already did it at lunch time, I can’t believe we are going to do it again tonight!
I swore I would give myself some time apart from you, but I… I …. just… must have you again….
Do you think about me as much as I think about you?
You should be eaten, and often, and by someone who knows how.
I’ve had a lot of others, but none of them compare to you.
I wonder by my troth, what thou and I Did, till we loved? were we not weaned till then?”
I don’t know if I can not NOT see you again.
How do you feel about mixing a little something extra in, to spice things up tonight?
My friend Nate wants to taste you, too… and I’m totally okay with sharing, if you are.
In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.
Each time you happen to me all over again
I can’t believe how fast you are ready to go, once I bring up the subject!
I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
My doctor has a few concerns about our relationship…