New revelation given at Temple Square: baby Jesus born stranded in the middle of some freakin’ pond – not in a manger as previously thought.

3 thoughts on “Christmas Revelation

  1. Not only is He in the middle of a pond, but His mother is more interested in praying than holding her Baby!

    What's with Mary not holding her baby?? I don't care if you're a virgin or the whore of Babylon! When a reasonably mentally stable woman has just given birth, she's going to want to hold him, not this Renaisance welcoming/prayerful pose… Just sayin'…

    An ongoing gripe I have witn 99% of nativity sets out there.

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