Getting blown off sucks. The other night I was at a club. A gorgeous girl comes along and starts talking to my friend Dave, one of the guys I was […]
So, let’s say you are a beautiful, interesting girl. Let’s say we just met. Let’s say that we have a definite attraction between us. Let’s also say that, although the […]
I am such a retard. Honestly. I know, I know… you are thinking, “No Paul, you are not quite that stupid, you are cool”. NO. I’m a buffoon. Trust me. […]
Mission Accomplished! Today’s mission was to randomly call local phone numbers and get strangers to give me a movie recommendation. Mission accomplished after I get 3 recommendations. I picked out […]