Access Denied
Getting blown off sucks. The other night I was at a club. A gorgeous girl comes along and…
Open letter to an awesome girl
So, let’s say you are a beautiful, interesting girl. Let’s say we just met. Let’s say that we…
Cynthia and Captian Backfire
I am such a retard. Honestly. I know, I know… you are thinking, “No Paul, you are not…
Day 3
Mission Accomplished! Today’s mission was to randomly call local phone numbers and get strangers to give me a…