Paul Duane also has awesome fashion sense.
Paul Duane is a musician, photographer, and wannabe writer based in Salt Lake City, Utah.
Originally from an eskimo tribe in northern Siberia, Paul studied marine biology with an emphasis on sperm whale mating patterns during his early 20′s, at UCSD. After a botched post graduate internship at Seaworld, his attention turned to the nuanced art of sea monkey mating habits. Upon learning that sea monkeys are not real, Paul developed the first “Ant Orgy”, an adult themed ant farm, and spent the next 6 years trying to convince mainstream retailer Toys R Us to carry it. “I thought that watching ants f*ck would be a great way for parents to begin having ‘the talk’ with their children, but execs at Toys R Us did not like the phallic shape of the ant farm – and I will never compromise my highest visions.”
This business failure plunged Paul into a deep depression, for which he sought solace as a fledgling devotee at a Hare Krishna compound in Spanish Fork, Utah. Unable to kick his addiction to beef jerky, he soon found himself expelled from the ranks of the faithful. He finally found his way to Salt Lake City when he answered a help wanted ad for a psychic hotline. It was during his tenure at the psychic hotline call center in Sandy, Utah, that he learned how to make it look like he is working while he is, in fact, writing for this blog.
The names, dates, and places described in the Paul Duane blog have been changed to protect the guilty and the innocent. The stories themselves are real. Enjoy.
Paul Duane’s personal Facebook profile can be seen here
Paul Duane PhotographyFacebook page is here