Leprosy and Wedding Photos

Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you….. JESUS CHRIST!   [insert wild applause]

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It will make Jesus happy.

Do it.

 

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Live our lives so well

“For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can’t readily accept the God formula, the big answers don’t remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.”
Charles Bukowski

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Fuck You, Buddha

Eastern philosophy, such as Budhism and Taoism, teach the virtue of non-attachment to outcome.  Attachment always leads to suffering, and I believe this deeply.

There is a problem, however…

I’m so detached from outcome, that I don’t CARE that much about how anything goes, anymore.

I’m so ambivalent about outcomes, I’m boring myself to death.

I miss WANTING something so fucking bad, it almost hurts.

I miss having fire in my belly.

Thanks a lot, Buddha.

 

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Rule #7 for success:

NEVER APOLOGIZE.

watch and learn:

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FUPD and the lovely Gina

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Econ Professor fails entire class / Obamanomics

Helping out the poor is a good idea, right?
Keep reading….
“An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.
The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A…. (substituting grades for dollars – something closer to home and more readily understood by all).
After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little..
The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F. As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed. It could not be any simpler than that.
Remember, there IS a test coming up. The 2012 elections.These are possibly the 5 best sentences you’ll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation. “
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F#@K You, Paul Duane.

The lovely Heather shows us how it’s done:

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Feeding the Monster

Where does inspiration come from? What is the muse? What, what, what?

This question keeps a creative up at night.

A friend just shared a great article with me – it’s a perspective on the songwriting process, though the idea applies to any creative endeavor.

Feeding the Monster :: Music :: Features :: Paste.

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Accordion Man Representin’

The Accordion Man knows:

Do not wait. My calendar fills up fast. Book today!

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An Israeli Positive take on my photography

Boaz the Israeli has something to say to you about my wedding photography:

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